Absurdist Poetry for a Summer Day
How to cheer yourself up on a day when you are listless, fluey and bed-ridden? Especially when it is lovely and sunny outside and you can’t take advantage of it? Why, with a cat picture and some absurdist poetry, of course…
What My Cat Thinks
Birds of a feather flock on the lawn for my benefit.
The early bird catches my eye but it takes two to tango.
I personally always look before I leap,
But I don’t look them in the mouth.
Given the choice, I prefer chicken before the eggs, even if they’re all in one basket.
Count the chicks? Not likely – any number will do.