What to read when you have Covid

… or just generally feeling very poorly and brain-foggy, struggling to concentrate. The answer seems to be: a tale about a giant rabbit, a biography and historical crime fiction set in Cracow.

I will spare you the long rant about how my younger son and I got Covid from his school, and how run-down we have both been feeling over the past week or so. Initially, I tried to console myself that, although my plans for a writing holiday somewhere else than within my own four walls had come to nothing, I would at least recline gracefully in various strategic places around the house and read all day.

Alas, turns out that pounding headaches and severe nausea are not conducive to long bouts of reading, certainly nothing too serious or challenging. Here are the books that worked for me in this situation, and which might work for you if ever need a balance of page-turning yet educational, lightness and darkness.

Antti Tuomainen: The Rabbit Factor, trans. David Hackston

I have said before, many times, how much I enjoy Tuomainen’s blend of comedy and pathos, his insight into the lives of ordinary, ‘loser-type’ people who are then confronted with rather extraordinary events. In this book, we are with the first person narrator, Henri, a financial actuary who is a whizz with figures but not so great with human relationships – and certainly no fan of the absurdities of corporate life. He is fired from his job for being a ‘dinosaur’, i.e. refusing to play along with the latest corporate fad. The author has great fun skewering office life, and, in a time when so many of us have been working from home and therefore have started questioning the absurdity of enforced mingling and teamwork, his words cannot help but resonate with us:

… I didn’t like our open-plan office. It was noisy, full of distractions, interruptions, banalities. But more than anything, it was full of people. I didn’t like the things so many others seemed to like: spontaneous conversations, the continual asking for and giving of advice, the constant cheap banter. I didn’t see what it had to do with demanding probability calculations.

Funnily enough, just as I started reading this book, I caught up over Zoom with an old mathematician friend of mine who now works as a financial risk modeller or actuary or something, and he expressed many of the same sentiments about corporate speak, so clearly Henri is extremely well observed. He is painfully honest and earnest, the kind of person who could be infuriating in real life, but ends up being rather endearing in fiction.

Henri unexpectedly inherits an adventure park from his brother, who seems to have been mixed up in some unsavoury affairs. Nothing could be further from Henri’s mind than to run an adventure park and make it thrive against all the odds, yet he finds himself doing unbelievable things to keep his employees happy, the park solvent and the loan sharks breathing down his neck less dangerous. Along the way, he makes many mistakes, demonstrates naivety but also an unexpected amount of cunning; he also discovers he has a heart after all, even if it refuses to delve in sentimentality.

This has the trademark Tuomainen deadpan humour, as well as nailbiting moments and a big, big heart. There is also the joy of a cat named Schopenhauer, which gives the author an opportunity to riff on the notoriously pessimistic philosopher’s assertion that our is the ‘the worst of all possible worlds’.

Life isn’t a loan; it is a payment fraud. It is a project, lasting on average seventy-five years, whose sole aim is to maximise our own stupidity. And yet, that’s exactly what we seem to crave. Look at the choices we make. If we are healthy, we make ourselves ill by smokng cigarettes, drinking alcohol and over-eating. If we want to bring about societal change, we vote for options that make our situation worse. When we should be thinking about what is rational, people start talking about how they feel… The most successful people are those who talk the least sense and blame everybody else for it.

The frequent rants against so many facets of contemporary life (like fine dining, for instance) reminded me a little of John Boyne’s recent The Echo Chamber. However, The Rabbit Factor is much, much better, because it really has a plot, the humour seems effortless and never reaches the level of desperately farcical, and the rants are never overblown, exaggerated or repetitive. They are Finnishly restrained, and all the more powerful for it.

Artemis Cooper: Elizabeth Jane Howard – A Dangerous Innocence

I vaguely knew Howard’s biographical details, particularly of her marriage to Kingsley Amis, but, having recently read the Cazalet Chronicles, I was interested in finding out more. I was astounded to discover what a tumultuous life she had and how many of those details she incorporated into her novels. What is particularly interesting is that she was obviously such a bundle of contradictions: an impulsive beauty with acting aspirations, a shy observer of social interactions who aspires to make notes and use it all in her writing, an anxious, somewhat idealistic young woman with an intense home-making instinct who longs for lasting love and friendship, that she had to divide out all of her thoughts and experiences among at least three different characters in her Cazalet series (Louise, Clary and Polly respectively).

I find it hard to reconcile her self-aware, witty writing and deep insight into human nature with her apparent oblivion in real life to the nuances of human behaviour. As her stepson Martin Amis is quoted as saying in this book: ‘I’ve always thought that was one of the mysteries about Jane: the penetrating sanity on the page, but when she’s off the page, she’s actually not that clever with people.’ She seemed to have a desperate fear of being abandoned or unloved, an incredible neediness, which made her life choices at times very questionable indeed. Yet she was able to analyse them with such clear eyes in her writing.

Maryla Szymiczkowa: Karolina or the Torn Curtain, trans. Antonia Lloyd-Jones.

Cracow in 1895/96 is a city desperate to pretend it’s not provincial, but an important cultural capital within the Austro-Hungarian Empire. Zofia Turbotynska, wife of an anatomy professor at the Jagiellonian University, is an exemplary housekeeper but her restless mind is never content with just accepting facts at face value. When her servant Karolina is found dead, violated and stabbed, on the riverbanks just outside Cracow, she wants to find the true perpetrator and chivvies the police along to perform their duties. Not content with their lacklustre obvious findings, she doggedly pursues the case and learns a lot about poverty and prostitution, human trafficking and corruption in the process. Above all, she learns about herself and sees society with different eyes.

I love that about Zofia: she is a bolshy, inquisitive Miss Marple type, but she is a character that is still unfolding and developing. She has hitherto unquestioningly accepted some of the ideologies and beliefs of her age (about socialists or fallen women or Jews), but she is beginning to realise that the truth is much more complicated than portrayed in the newspapers or society gossip.

There is a lot of gentle humour about Zofia’s social pretensions and attempts to keep up with the good society of Cracow, but there is educational historical detail too, and many parallels to be drawn with the present day (particularly with East European girls being trafficked to Western Europe). Coincidentally, I have also been watching the TV series Paris Police 1900, which is a much starker, more violent recreation of the ‘good old days’ but presents a similarly darker underbelly underneath an affluent, apparently respectable society. There is an added link to the TV series, which features the historical Alphonse Bertillon, police inspector and forensics specialist, who introduced anthropometry and mugshots to identify criminals. In this book, both Zofia and a police commissioner Jednorog are enthusiastic about the scientific advances in detection thanks to Bertillon’s methods, which were spreading beyond the French borders at the time.

What is particularly invigorating, of course, is the modern eye of the two authors, and their tongue-in-cheek accounts of Zofia’s frame of mind on occasion make her very relatable indeed to a contemporary audience, yet without ever making her feel too far out of step with her century: a clever balancing act.

It occurred to Zofia that she had had quite enough of all these self-pitying men by now, blaming everyone but themselves for thier problems. It was usual to say that women become hysterical… but meanwhile Zofia found that it was chiefly the men in her environment who were prone to this affliction.

The two (male) authors who write under the Maryla pseudonym are Jacek Dehnel, a wrier, poet and translator, and Piotr Tarczynski, a translator and historian, which explains that happy marriage between plot, language and historical detail. It was an instant love affair for me and I look forward to many more books in this series.

40 thoughts on “What to read when you have Covid”

  1. Oh, no! I’m so sorry you got Covid! I hope your recovery is quick and complete. Rest up and take care of yourself! And thanks for the reminder of The Rabbit Factory. I do want to read that…

    1. Thank you for your good wishes, slowly getting there, but I won’t deny the first few days were grim. Yes, I’ve loved all of Tuomainen’s books, and they are all very different, although there’s a mischievous humour in quite a few of them.

  2. So sorry to hear you’ve caught Covid! Hope the symptoms subside soon and don’t have too many lingering after-effects. It always annoyed me if I was off work sick that the sickness feelings stopped me from catching up with the reading backlog – really we need some kind of illness that lets us be off work but doesn’t inconvenience us… 😉 Get well soon!

  3. Argh! I hope the Covid symptoms are subsiding and that you feel better soon. Such a shame you had to cancel your plans. I feel rather lucky for not having caught it at school (so far), but am on half term now, so hope that’ll be a fortnight’s ‘fire break’.

    I’ve just read the Tuomainen too – loved it – not read him before, but now have Little Siberia on my shelves for my Nordic reading coming up. I couldn’t resist buying the Szymiczkowa when I saw it the other day – it reminded me of the Grand Hotel Budapest.

    1. My favourite Tuomainen remains The Man Who Died, which I’ve been giving to all of my friends as a present. But yes, all of his books are great, and very different. There is so much delicious (especially culinary) detail in the Szymiczkowa books, it really is a delight to read.

    1. Maybe you should start with the first one in the series Mrs Mohr Goes Missing – mind you, I haven’t read it yet, because it’s on Kindle and I didn’t feel up to any screentime, so I started with the paperback.

  4. I have Mrs Mohr goes missing and was so pleased to find out (thanks to your tweeting about Noirwich (I think)) that there’s another book. I’m planning to read the one and then the other, but I’ll aim to do it without the symptoms of covid. I wish you both a quick recovery, with no long-term effects.

    1. Yes, good plan, the books will be even more fun if you are not ill when reading them! I have Mrs Mohr on Kindle, haven’t read it yet, because I do prefer a paperback. But I don’t mind reading out of order.

  5. The Szymiczkowa sounds very entertaining – and fascinating too, given the setting. I’ll make a note. Wishing you a speedy recovery from Covid, Marina. I really hope you begin to feel better soon. Xx

    1. It is quite charming and different, I really enjoyed it. And of course Antonia is a superb translator, she must have had a whale of a time with this one, despite the occasional antiquated language used in newspapers of the time.

  6. I count myself so fortunate never having to work in a large open plan office. The banter and inane comments would drive me crazy – bad enough to hear corporate speak via phone conferences but at least (pre Zoom) I could roll my eyes without being spotted.

    You’ve had a miserable time lately. So hope you are on the road to recovery

  7. Such perseverance! I’m certain I had the darn thing in the days before the world started talking about it, I knew I was ill when I started bingewatching Bosch on A* Prime. Bosch is good but I only watch TV when poorly. It lasted a month (though I’m still coughing months later.) So the fact that you’ve been able to read at all is proof to me that the vaccine is efficacious to some degree. Give yourself 2 weeks to get well. The good news is that means you’ll get there in time for GLM. 😉

    1. With you on the ‘TV binge-watching means I’m poorly’ front – it somehow makes the head less ouchy (although computers, mobile phones, Kindles and tablets seem to be taboo).

  8. Very sorry about you and your son being ill with Covid. But you certainly can write a very incisive and entertaining post under those conditions. I enjoyed your reviews and learning more about Elizabeth Jane Howard.

  9. These all sound very tempting. I’m impressed you managed to read and write a blog post at all when you’re feeling poorly. I really hope you and your son feel so much better soon.

    1. Well, I wouldn’t have been able to write it today, so it was a case of make the most of the small amount of energy you have at any given time. Although I have less of a headache, my nose is so congested and my muscles feel so beaten up that I find it hard to get out of bed.

  10. So sorry you’re both suffering like this, but glad that you still feel able to read – it’s always a solace. And some very interesting choices – I’d be on a constant diet of GA crime I suspect!

  11. Oh my! I’m so sorry you both caught it, I hope you’re on the mend by now! I read Mrs Mohr goes missing, it showed a lot of promises, although Zofia in this first opus got a bit on my nerves. Also, I just finished Paris Police 1900, and really enjoyed it! (so much so for La belle époque, which was not so pretty indeed)

    1. I was going to ask what the reception was of the series in France, because it’s certainly no Downton Abbey!
      And yes, Zofia learns and develops in each book, that’s exactly what the authors intended.

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